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23 04 2010

from Coxworth

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that was just too easy

from Georgetirebiter

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tastes liek cheezburgers

from TomRoadrunner

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heh...

from SteveoC

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the original "dumasezwat"

from that artsy fartsy rain_of_frogs

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for some reason whenever I see this meme I start humming the William Tell Overture

from reader Kiriani

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was wondering when someone would get around to this one

from that devlishly handsome ginger, NChammer

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ok so one cute

From Siafu

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I know, but just look at the little guy....

from FlyingSquid

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no, no, i don't mind the wing

from Orangeblossom19

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Insert witty fly joke here I'm too damn tired

from basket Full of Kittens

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what...what are in those little bags?

from RocketRobinHood

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from Chairman_Meow, who also looks fetching with a soul patch

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so much better this way

from Coxworth


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Some cute ones today

22 04 2010

The feedback we’re getting is “I’d love to love this site, but I HATE spiders!”

We understand your plight, so in that spirit, we offer today’s round of posts, many of which are specifically designed for the novice ROFLspider visitor. 

especially if you're rrrraw and wrrrriggling --sorry, force of habit

from Drunkpiano at PWoT

.There. See? Let’s try another one..
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this is what happens when you map the genome, people

from NChammer, surprisingly, given his usual penchant for sickness


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OK, here comes a real one, brace yourself…
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If that's what I think it is, this guy uses boat rope to make webs

from The Furlinator


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Too much? OK fine, back to the babies; after all, baby anythings are just so cute, right?
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when they aren't burrowing into your brain through your ear, that is

from FlyingSquid


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no it isn't a real spider, but this isn't a real meme, remember

from SteveoC...dude, you need to get outside or something


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and your blood to wash it dow---SORRY, sorry....dammit

from Louise, a lover of all things spider


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Oui? Ah, tres bien!
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.And finally, a mash-up of…lord preserve us…. ROFLspiders and LMAObabies..
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It was only a matter of time before someone did this

from Joseph Nistal

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Bet you thought we were going to throw in a terrifying one at the end, didn’t you? Didn’t you?

And I thought we were friends.

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A few choice cuts

22 04 2010

Submissions are happily accepted!

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From Quagmar, my new hero

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from coxworth at cracked.com


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unless there are cookies involved

From Vermillion at cracked.com

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we'll find something dark for you to wear hun

from Drunkpiano

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well that about wraps it up for my sanity

from SteveoC at cracked.com

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that's just an urban myth, right?  RIGHT?

from WibbleWobble at cracked.com

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don't get me started about that lazy husband I had to eat

from TheAlmightyCox at, where else, cracked.com

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I...I got nothing for this one

From Rattatat over at cracked.com

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figured "damnation" called for this one

from that sweety, Stressbunny

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they wouldn't be anywhere near as scary if that really happened

from Chairman-Meow, the hottest woman with a 'stache I know

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did you remember the beer this time, Lance?

from Dagur at cracked.com


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We made the front page of Geekologie! Yikes.

21 04 2010

So yeah,  it’s a good day.  Welcome Geekologists. Watch where you step.
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A bunch of new ones, some terrifying enough to make you run for some bleach to inject into your memory centers to get rid of them, some cute. Lets start off easy:

loverz gonna get sum

from Orangeblossom19

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I don't bite hahaha

From Moose_Malloy

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Witness the true evil of image macros, and despair

from the sick sick mind of Schroeder

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yeah, he bought it

from qffff, who's running a parallel blog to this one to get the ROFLspiders word out

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the alt-text takes tiem, you noes

from BebopZaibatsu

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just like Walt

from Rain_of_Frogs

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it's THE nice spider

from SteveoC

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how it was meant to be

Quagmar, stop being so full of awesome

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now I eat you

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ROFLspiders made Cracked.com’s Top Pick

21 04 2010

Well, OK, actually the thread on Pointless Waste of Time did, and that’s good enough for me and VoodooTissue.  ROFLspiders’ Plan for World Domination is beginning to take shape AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA–

So anyway, I’m not able to keep up with the huge influx of quality stuff everyone has done, but rest assured all of them will end up here. If yours doesn’t show, give me a day or so, or fire me an email.

Oh, and remember, Submissions are also happily accepted!

try that, LOLcats!

From Dr. Macaroni at cracked.com

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besides, you know, other spiders

by SteveoC over at cracked.com

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hello Japanese manga nightmare

from Quagmar of cracked.com

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because regular spiders just aren't terrifying enough for us anymore

from Joseph Nistal at cracked.com

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hiding and quivering like the rest of us

from NCHammer326 over at cracked.com

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make him pay for dinner while you're at it

from Tomroadrunner at cracked.com

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we spendin cheese

RogerRamjet

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oh...uh...not people?  Well then...that's that I guess.

from Wophugus at cracked.com


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A veritable gaggle of eight legged furry fiends

21 04 2010

The parade continues today with a bit of war, food, and international flavor. At this rate, we’ll be out of ideas by the end of the week.
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snap!

Submitted by orangeblossom19 at cracked.com

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well...one maybe

From the archives of Rain_of_Frogs from cracked.com

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but then it make rain

Submitted by Wophogus at cracked.com

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crunchy on the outside, but with a nice creamy filling
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the army tests the new stealth spider; insurgents run screaming like little girls

By Basket Full of Kittens from cracked.com

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Pokemon Plutonium, summer 2010: now with menu color control options!

From numbers1377345 at cracked.com

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we also do cats

From Siafu at Cracked.com

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tastes like chicken

Submitted by Cazio at cracked.com

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and still have time for the ladies

From Not Terribly Clever at Cracked.com

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with a little hot sauce, of course

From Mindbullet at Cracked.com

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April 21 ROFLspiders

21 04 2010

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with extra large flies

Submitted by Liquorish. We cool again.

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*tappita* *tapitta* *tappity* *tap*

Submitted by Mindbullet at Cracked.com

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NO

Submitted by Hillzagold from cracked.com

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screw you, zombies, we're in charge now

Submitted by FlyingSquid from cracked.com

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and messin up ur spelin

Submitted by Dr. Macaroni at cracked.com

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don't get cocky, it's only the Rams, after all

Submitted by Strangehoney from cracked.com

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bad, bad roflspider.

Submitted by Clara from cracked.com

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the ladies say I have a ninth leg

Submitted by qffff from cracked.com

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you keep base

Submitted by drunkpiano at cracked.com

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I hear David Hasselhof is returning to Y&R...it's just so exciting!

Submitted by numbers1377345 at cracked.com

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There.  and nobody feels sorry for you because YOU'RE A SPIDER

Submitted by StrangeHoney at, you guessed it, cracked.com

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and I now wish to eat him

Submitted by qffff from cracked.com

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